21, Canadian girl from a small town, go figure. In my third year of university and interested in a little bit of everything.

I'll keep your nest changeless.

(Source: foxmouth)


(Source: whiskeyandmisanthropy)


kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor


(Source: generic-jackal)


oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)


uusoae:

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English

(Source: floralhomo)


kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.


Oh boy.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)


710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????


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